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hardcase
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Posted 10:12 pm, 04/30/2025
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Orangy wants to be Pope. I like the idea, let him fk with the Christians for a while.
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Abraham Drinkin
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Posted 8:33 pm, 04/30/2025
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The good news is AOC makes Kamala look like a genius
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Jack Schitt
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Posted 8:31 pm, 04/30/2025
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This thread should be in the GW hall of fame Lmfao 🤣
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billythemountain
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Posted 7:53 pm, 04/30/2025
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Granny send that chain mail to ya? MAGA defers to Harris now?
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knslyr
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Posted 7:39 pm, 04/30/2025
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Trump is by no means perfect, but that thing is a level of incompetence that terrifies
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hardcase
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Posted 6:59 pm, 04/30/2025
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Drawing attention away from Orange Jesus, good try. Oranges economy just tanked, Recession is on the way. BE PROUD AND OWN THIS ECONOMY, MAGA/ORANGE.
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knslyr
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Posted 6:36 pm, 04/30/2025
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How about we start this off with what you're most famous for... No Kammy. Not your knees. That laugh of yours. Or as we call it in MAGA country...The Hyena Howl! It's like you swallowed a nitrous oxide tank and chased it with a Red Bull. You'd think a laugh like that would come after something that is considered laugh out loud hilarious. Like my roasts. But good grief girl, there you are at a border crisis briefing, and someone mentions "unaccompanied minors," and BOOM! There's that laugh, echoing like a banshee in a canyon. It's not just a laugh though. It's a weapon of mass distraction, deployed whenever you're asked a question tougher than "How's Willie Brown?"Speaking of questions, let's address your role as the Border Czarina. Oh, wait, you don't like that title? Too bad, Kammy, you earned it! You showed up in El Paso, which is about as close to the real border crisis as a Starbucks is to a coal mine.Then you gave us that profound wisdom of yours. "We've been to the border." Girl, who is "we"? You and your imaginary friend?Hmmm...what else are you famous for? Oooh! Your word salad wizardry! "We need to work together, because together, we can work to achieve the work that needs working." Motherfcker, what? Did you just say "work" four times in one sentence? "We must, uh, uh, invest in the, uh infrastructure of our communities to, uh, create the opportunities for the future of our, uh, uh, uh, uh collective prosperity." That's not a sentence. That's the script from Beavis and Butthead. What do you, uh, get paid per, uh syllable? "We must address the challenges by challenging the challenges with challenging solutions." HO-LEE ****! "The significance of the passage of time, when we think about the significance of time passing, is significant in its significance." I don't know whether to laugh or cry. WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FCK WAS THAT!?Are in' me?That's the kind of bull**** you'd find scribbled on a napkin at a Starbucks. Even Siri's like, "Fck this I quit, I can't process this." "We must advance equity to ensure the resilience of our inclusive communities." That's not a plan.That's a fcking word cloud. You could swap out half of those words with synonyms, and it would still mean jack ****.And you were the one the Democrats hand picked to run against Trump? I'm starting to think Joe Biden was the better choice! And what's up with you stealing Obama's "Let me be clear"? That must be your favorite lie, because clarity is the last fcking thing we're getting with you. It's like you're stalling for time, hoping the answer will teleport into your brain before you finish the sentence. Spoiler alert! It never does. And don't get me started on your "defund the police" flirtations. You tried to walk that back, but we've got the receipts. And when crime spiked you were talking about "reimagining safety." Reimagine this...Law and order! It's not rocket science.Let's pivot to your Fashion Faux Pas. Look, I'm no style guru, but your outfits scream "I raided Hillary's closet and added a dash of desperation." Those pantsuits? They give me "corporate funeral director" vibes. And the sneakers with the suit? Kam, you're not fooling anyone.You're not "relatable", you're a senator's kid who went to elite schools. Own it, Silk Stocking Sally. And don't think I forgot your Campaign Catastrophe in 2020. Your campaign was dead before you could get on the debate stage, and yet, somehow, you landed the VP gig? Please tell me you didn't "Willie Brown" Joe Biden. That would be some next-level political sorcery. I'm done with you Kammy just like the country is. Keep cackling and keep dodging queen of the meaningless. I'll be here, ready to roast you again, because in the land of the free, we don't just vote. In freedom, Mr. Star Spangled MAGA P.S. Tell Willie Brown MAGA says hi
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