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consul
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Posted 4:42 pm, 05/14/2025
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Jesus has not been deported. He's here, he's orange and his MAGATS really believe he walks on water.
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Harry the Silverback
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Posted 3:50 pm, 05/14/2025
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Bill, maybe you didn't catch the Helsinki Times, but it reported that they was 120 Swedinites, 39 Norwayians, and 45 Denmarkians on the list to be deported by President Don already this year. I don't know if any of them is "Men of Norse Stock" or not, but them three countries is all traditionally considered to be Norse.
If you was to consider a couple of the other lesser known European countries, they was 22 Finlanders, 94 Estonianites and 5 Icelanics who made President Don's list.
Probably none of them 325 folks is named "Jesus" though. I'd reckon a "Lars" or two was on the list though.
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Abraham Drinkin
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Posted 2:55 pm, 05/14/2025
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I'm sure hard case is asking about the guy that mows his yard.
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DB Cooper
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Posted 2:48 pm, 05/14/2025
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I knew you'd be back 5hitbag. Didn't take long either. I wish I could say I missed you. 
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gascon
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Posted 2:42 pm, 05/14/2025
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DB, only believes in cheap eggs and the Orange.
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billythemountain
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Posted 1:56 pm, 05/14/2025
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Judging from the many portraits I've seen, Jesus was Scandinavian, likely born in Norway or Denmark, maybe Iceland, idk rly. No way MAGA would deport a man of Norse stock. The man was white as snow with auburn hair and likely invented the precursor to the English language. He was also a closeted h*mosexual, like most MAGAts. Sad.
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knslyr
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Posted 1:28 pm, 05/14/2025
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hay-sus better take the money and run! How much tequila can $1000 buy in meeheckoh?
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DB Cooper
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Posted 12:27 pm, 05/14/2025
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I doubt seriously headcase even believes in Jesus! Most of his ilk don't!
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TheSigndude
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Posted 12:23 pm, 05/14/2025
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He was middle eastern so they would find a reason to send him to Guantanamo
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Harry the Silverback
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Posted 6:46 am, 05/12/2025
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I'm feeling perty sure that they've done ready deported Jesus. They ain't stopped with Jesus though, no sir, they got Jorge and Jose, Pedro and Pablo too. Odds is awful strong they've deported a couple of Diegos and a smattering of Isabellas and Marias for good measure.
I ain't privy to the ins and out of their deporting plans, but I don't think that names is the number one main thing they are looking at when herding folks out of the country. From what little I've gleaned, they are looking at whether folks is here with some sort of legal paperwork (a birth certificate will do most of the time in a crunch.)
Seems to me that if they is going by names they are going about it all willy-nilly. I'd expect that the government would work in alphabetical order. Else they'll skip over somebody and hurt feelings.
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hardcase
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Posted 11:35 pm, 05/11/2025
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MAGA, Trump would they deport JESUS?
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